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Lgeor
02-10-2003, 14:56
Test your Intelligence!Exercise of the brain is as
important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow
older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The
saying;
"If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies
to thebrain. So........ Below is a very private way to
gauge your loss or non-loss ofintelligence. So take
the following test presented here and determine ifyou
are losing it or are still "with it."

OK, relax, clear your mind and....... begin.






What do you put in a toaster?

















The answer is "bread.".
;If you said "toast," then give up now and go do
something else.
Try not to hurt yourself.
If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.



2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do
cows drink?






















Answer: Cows drink water.

If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next
question.
Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even
overheat.
It may be that you need to content yourself with
reading something more appropriate such as "Children's
World."
If you said, "water" then proceed to Question 3.




3. If a red house is made from red bricks
and a blue house is made from blue bricks
and a pink house is made from pink bricks
and a black house is made from black bricks,
what then is a greenhouse made from?
























Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.
If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you
still doing here reading these questions?????
If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.



4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet
over Germany.

If you will recall, Germany at the time was
politically divided into West Germany and East
Germany.
Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail.
The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is
also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the
engine
fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no
man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the
survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in no man's land?"
























Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors.
If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and
you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane
crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you
said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the
next question.





5. If the hour h and on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree
every minute,then how many degrees will the hour hand
move in one hour?




























Answer: One degree.
If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one
degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this
far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn
your pencil in and exit the room.
Everyone else proceed to the final question.




6. Without using a calculator :
You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in
Wales.
In London, 17 people get on the bus.
In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people
get on.
In Swindon, two people get off and four get on.
In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get in.
In Swansea, three people get off and five people get
on.
In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven.


Question is : What was the name of the bus driver?































Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember?
It was YOU, you dummy.
Now pass this along to all your friends and hope they
do better than you....